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Cafe Poems



Ric Orlando
New Cafe Poems, 2005


Soup

Try the soup.
No?
Nobody eats soup anymore.
Why eat soup when we could eat
EVERYTHING.
Let's hope we never have to go back to the days
when we ate soup.



Incomplete

Not finishing dessert
(by choice)
is like not finishing Sex.
(by choice)
Some day there will be a day
When Drasler's hats will be filled
With one thought:
If I only had a nice piece
of pie.




Waiting Room

It is in print so it must be true:
We have more food than a Medieval Feast.
We have more ideas than during the Age of Enlightenment.
We have more drama than Ancient Greece.
We have more intrigue than Caesar's Rome.
We have more art than Demedici's Florence.
We have more misery than Dante's Inferno.
In this time and place,
what makes us so lucky?


Out to dinner

They didn't smile when they were greeted.
They didn't speak while they where eating
They didn't groan while they were screwing
but during their sleep,
They wailed and laughed as they dreamed
of happiness
elsewhere.



Narcissism and Amnesia

NEXT TIME WILL BE THE LAST TIME!
Seems clear enough.
But junkies are hooked suckers
and dreams
like hearts and cities
are
busted eggs.

Under orange fire skies
we admire our Sphinxes
like kings that are now dust.



Not good enough

She sent back the king salmon because it was
too cooked for her liking.
It was good, but not good enough.
She didn't want it anymore,
appetite gone.
Throw it away,
I'll pay for it, I don't care, said the man
in the white hat.
Does Feluja smell like overcooked salmon?




Expired

Summer is extinct on planet earth.
Thoughts
like fat fruit
mold in the ashbuckets of hope.

A pinhole of a heartleak drips the blood of sanity.
Barrages of papaya shaped police ideas
roll undodged.

This House is a dangerous place to be.
Elixirs of success stew in long tall cauldrons
all over the prune souled planet.
The mud of reason clogs to many throats.

Remember playing army with gutless consequences?
Tell your children.


(enclosed is a picture of a horse)

The most important thing I learned from my visit to America
is that anything is possible (hence, your president).
When I was there I did anything and everything.
I would have none of that fun here at home.
But I would never give up my village's foul streets,
bickering morons, cesspools or holey shoes.
Damn the workers and damn the bosses.
Burn down that old school, boys.
Fill the foundation with dung, great ideas or useless riots.
Take a trip to Eldorado or Babylon.
Read every book ever printed
or linger for hours in the finest dining room.
The poor farmer became Prime minister here,
the Prince contacted aids over there
and the coffee is rotting on the bush
because the lines have to sentineled.
Yes, the most important thing I learned on a holiday is that anything is possible.

Yours Truly,

PS: Please forward the picture postcard to Mrs. Dempsey

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